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Role Playing NewsVolume 2, Number 5 - July 10, 1995Humor:
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Quotes of Note
"I am charging you with grand theft Oxygen and unlawful
possession of gravity."
-Phil
"But Mom, they don't drink"
"They can always start."
-Phil and Phil's Mom
"How dare you refuse to speak to someone I'm not talking
to."
-Matt in the car
"How spicy are the buffalo wings?"
"This is Friendly's. They don't get to hot here"
-Phil and our waitress, Heidi
"I'll keep this in mind. I don't understand it, but I will
keep it in mind. I have the feeling that it is one of those things
that you can only understand after it is too late."
-Matthew to Megan about something to do with branding irons
"But they were! There is no way for them to have not been
once they are, even if they are not anymore.
(I don't know what is more scary. The fact that I wrote that last
sentence, or the fact that it actually makes sense.)"
-Matt to Megan in e-mail
Volume 2, Number 5
July 10, 1995
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Quotes We Should Note
"I've never known anyone who wears sunglasses inside before...
Poor eyesight?"
"To block out personalities that grate on my corneas."
-Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
"VR.5 is like Alice in Wonderland as written
by William Gibson and directed by Oliver Stone."
-Article in People Magazine
Volume 2, Number 5
July 10, 1995
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Death
Know the seven warning signs.
- Cold or clammy skin
- Stiffness of joints and muscles
- Inability to fog up a mirror
- Odor of chrysanthemums
- Flies buzzing around your eyes
- Diminished sexual performance
- No subscription to RPN
Subscribe now before it's too late!
by John Reardon
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