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• Three Lessons in Troll Fighting
  
• Quotes of Note
  

Three Lessons in Troll Fighting

Lesson one: Don't annoy the troll.

Lesson two: Don't hold on to the troll when annoying it.

Lesson three: If you have annoyed the troll, run!

Quotes of Note

"Rassalon...I think we pissed somebody off..."
-Kaz

"Why don't we have a Rump family reunion, invite them for tea and crumptes, and get to know them."
-Kaz

"I'm not a lich. Your mother wasn't a lich. We're not lich people!"
-Koda

"You made friend today. You're in big trouble."
-Christopher (to Kaz)

"Distance is good."
-Random

"This adds new meaning to the term 'running battle.'"
-Random (or was it Phil?)

"The patient has been stabilized. The funeral is tomorrow."
-ReRob

"It is a creature made of a substance called mustavoidium."
-Random

"If we annoy it enough, it'll make a mistake. Like what?!"
-Random